What happens if you make a wish on an eyelash that fell on your face but its actually a fallen eyebrow?
*Finishes Hannibal season finale*
Me:. . . WHAT THE ACTUAL HELL!!?! *flips table* *screams like a banshee* *throws self out window* *lies on ground like Alana Bloom…* @nbchannibal
*watching The Young Victoria with fam* Me: You know she was the founder of Torchwood? It’s a funny story really-
Fam: That’s not real!!!
Me: Really? Say that to the royal family on a full moon.
[ AGGRESSIVELY TRIES TO GET EVERYONE TO READ BOOK SERIES]
[AGGRESSIVELY BECOMES PROTECTIVE OF BOOKS WHEN MOVIE COMES OUT AND PEOPLE START READING IT]
When your hair ends up looking freaking amazing, but you have no where to go so just look in the mirror like, “Well damn.”
YAAAY!!! Work a full day and you get to order a #tfios preparedness kit!!! I’m happy but incredibly sad simultaneously!!! #JohnGreen #ifeelthetearsalready